Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Pretzel Girl

My sources on the Lakeshore West line had some thoughts about the chick that was chowing down on a pretzel on Monday afternoon.

Listen girl, nobody wants to smell your nasty stinky garlic pretzel. Next time you're planning or reeking-up the train, just bring a skunk with you.

It’s people like you, who don’t think of others, that make life on the train miserable after a long day of work.

I hope you drop your next pretzel and get mustard on your brand new white jacket and it makes you cry.

9 comments:

Unknown said...

Good point! Great blog.

Unknown said...

this chick sounds disgusting

Anonymous said...

I am not disgusting, I was freakin hungry.

Anonymous said...

Hey there mystery man. Thanks for the bite to eat tonight. Good luck on the GO tomorrow. I hate transit myself, but end up taking the TTC all the time. Feel like a loser. Oh well. Ciao

Anonymous said...

I am pretzel vendor in busy area I don;t like what you say. my Pretzels not smell they is good.

Anonymous said...

Right now some stupid chick is eating a f--ing chicken pot-pie, she stinks like hell and hopefully can see me typing this beside her. What's wrong with people these days.

Unknown said...

Really... A pretzel... You're complaining about a pretzel? Do you never walk anywhere in case you might walk by a restaurant that might offend your precious nose? Its a fucking pretzel you whiny child.

Anonymous said...

You shouldn't be complaining unless you don't get lunch breaks which sucks for your life. The girl could have been starving all day, allow her. Figure out reasons before you complain about something so minuscule compared to the issues happening around the world.

Anonymous said...

You shouldn't be complaining unless you don't get lunch breaks which sucks for your life. The girl could have been starving all day, allow her. Figure out reasons before you complain about something so minuscule compared to the issues happening around the world.